Reuseapalooza This Saturday!

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#BNGWTF: Mmmm…Bacon!

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Bacon2Today the “W” stands for “Why”……so WTF hasn’t anyone sent me any samples of this alleged bacon-flavored seaweed?!!! No one loves bacon more than me (said every bacon lover ever), so Diva should definitely be the first one to approve this possible gamechanger. I know, I know – bacon (or any meat for that matter) isn’t the most environmentally friendly food, but I have long since made my peace with that. I can eat bacon with a clear conscience because I use BNG offset credits from my other good green deeds. If you want some BNG credits, holla at me.

The team that discovered this possible miracle claims it tastes like straight up, legit bacon. I’ve heard it all before with that turkey bacon crap, but this might finally be the eco-friendly answer to getting the pig off my back. Nah…who am I kidding? I got 99 problems and bacon ain’t one. Bacon – I can’t quit you.



It’s Reuseapalooza 2, Y’all!!!

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#BNGWTF: Still Clueless After All These Years

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Photo Credit: Peter Kramer/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images

We at BNG owe you an apology. We’ve made Raven Symoné a WTF Friday staple because she says so much dumb shit. But that has kept us from highlighting Raven’s soul sister Stacey Dash who deserves at least as much attention. That is our bad and we are rectifying it today. So…Stacey Dash: WTF is wrong with this chick?!!! Most recently she has defended Donald Trump after he talked all kinda mess about Mexicans, but don’t get it twisted, homegirl has a lot more to say. Like her theory on campus rape – Stacey says good girls stay home and naughty girls go out and get raped. WTF? She also thinks the gender wage gap is as made up (no doubt by the same people who made up climate change and the Holocaust and the moon landing). We are so sorry we have not shared this treasure trove of stupidity and what-the-fuckedness with you sooner. It won’t happen again. Let the Clueless jokes ensue. ‪#‎BNGWTF‬

#BNGWTF: Don’t Get It Twisted Baltimore

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bcpnews-hogan-to-city-drop-dead-20150625-005Hogan doesn’t want Baltimore to get it twisted. Like, not even a little bit: He. Does. Not. Give. A. Shit. He said no to the Red Line, no to jobs, no to opportunities, no to access, no to safety, no to $900M…just no. Baltimore is one of the poorest cities in America, nestled inside of one of the richest states in America. Instead of striving toward balancing that scale, our Governor chose to perpetuate, and actually speed up, the cycle of neglect, discouragement and detachment that the city already suffers from. The fuck?!! But don’t worry – Baltimore’s got heart. We won’t give up, but some shit just shouldn’t be that damn hard. ‪#‎OneBaltimore‬ #‎BNGWTF‬

#BNGWTF: Hold My Weave

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hold my weaveI knew, I knew, I KNEW somebody was gonna say some dumb ish like this regarding Rachel Dolezal‬: “Black women straighten their hair every day. Black woman do it all the time…White women can’t do the same thing?” Leave it to #‎BNGWTF all-star, Raven Symone the spokesperson for mislabeling, misunderstanding and oversimplifying race and culture since 2014. There is so much wrong with her statement...I just can’t with Raven or Rachel right now. 

#BNGWTF: Call Me Black

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Call me BlackY’all knew this was coming right?! #‎BNGWTF‬
(Photo credit @iamericfrazier on Twitter…I don’t know if he made it, but that’s where I saw it. ‪#‎keepit100‬)



#BNGWTF: Full (of it) House

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Full (of it) HouseSo many items to choose from this WTF Friday! From the Duggars to the man who thought it was a good idea to carry a fully loaded semiautomatic rifle into the airport in Atlanta.  The fact that hate-filled bigots can get away with molestation and white men (cuz let that have been a black person or a woman of any color…) can carry machine guns around airports (hello TSA?), literally DARE the police to arrest them and they receive no repercussions?! We definitely need to be asking ourselves and our government some serious questions. But I’m going lighter this fine Friday because this photo of the cast of Lifetime’s unauthorized Full House movie (C’mon Lifetime, really?) actually made a Diva say What. The. Fuuu…? #‎donteffwiththe90s‬ ‪#‎BNGWTF‬

#BNGWTF: Frack Off!

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#BNGWTF Update: 2-year Fracking Moratorium Passes in Maryland!!!! A little over a month ago, we asked WTF Governor Hogan was waiting for to sign this bill into law. Apparently he was waiting to do nothing…he didn’t sign it. But he didn’t veto it. Aiight, we’ll take it, but we still say:

Frack Off

#BNGWTF: Raven is So Wrong

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RavenCollageEvery time I worry that there isn’t enough material for WTF Friday, Raven Symone says something and all is right (read: wrong) with the world. This time she says Harriet Tubman isn’t “progressive” enough to be considered to be on the $20 bill. Forget that we could be talking about getting women equal pay vs. on currency.  And forget that she thinks the degree of bravery and heroism is directly correlated to the time period ‪#‎itsnotbutifitwaswouldntearlierheroinesbeheraldedmore‬ The real question is why the fuck does the media continue to give this chick a platform to speak on social and political issues? She needs to have several seats.  #‎BNGWTF‬

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